A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money. Commentary:Italy: where the gelato is cold and your ambitions to work are even colder! π¦πΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money. My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane. Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore. Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.