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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.