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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.