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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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34 shares on Facebook this month:

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

59 shares on YouTube this month:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

69 shares on X this month:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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Freshly posted on X:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Spotted on Messenger:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Just shared via Instagram:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Trending via Snapchat:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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