Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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“Whoops! Looks like someone forgot to check the family calendar before planning their secrets! 🗓️🤭 Maybe next time pick a less festive season for clandestine endeavors! #SecretFamilyProblems”

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