Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine? Posted onMay 30, 2026
My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year. Posted onMay 30, 2026
I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth. Posted onMay 30, 2026
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone. Posted onMay 30, 2026
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise. Posted onMay 30, 2026
When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless. Posted onMay 30, 2026
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible. Posted onMay 30, 2026
I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business. Posted onMay 30, 2026
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak. Posted onMay 30, 2026
People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science. Posted onMay 30, 2026