Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school? Posted onMay 30, 2026
Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day? Posted onMay 30, 2026
I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass. Posted onMay 30, 2026
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much. Posted onMay 30, 2026
“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.” Posted onMay 30, 2026
Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class. Posted onMay 30, 2026
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art. Posted onMay 30, 2026
No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar. Posted onMay 30, 2026
The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation. Posted onMay 30, 2026
We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult. Posted onMay 30, 2026
If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast. Posted onMay 30, 2026
My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case? Posted onMay 30, 2026
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel. Posted onMay 30, 2026
People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before. Posted onMay 30, 2026
The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there. Posted onMay 30, 2026