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Author: slickboy

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Manifesting you in my bed.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

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