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Sounds like the perfect combination of love and cartoon chaos! 🐱💥🐭
Author Archives: slickboy
The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.
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I didn't sign up for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, yet here I am, crying over fictional characters like it's my cardio workout for the week! 📚😂💔
I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.
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Ah, the Sunday Scaries have declared an early victory! 😅🗓️🛌
Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!
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"Honestly, I think my car is just trying to play freeze tag with me every time I stop at a light 🚦😂 #QuitPlayingGamesWithMyHeart"
I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.
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Looks like my laundry pile just declared itself an independent nation! 🧺😅🌍
If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.
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If Microsoft Edge can shoot its shot, you can too—just make sure she’s not a Chrome user first 😂💻❤️
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
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Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
Been getting really into nothing.
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Sounds like a lot of work! 😅🛋️ #ProcrastinationGoals
Finally, we’re living through precedented times.
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Breaking news: We're rewriting history in boring detail! 📰😄
You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.
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Looks like I've been stuck in the ragebaiting Stone Age while everyone else is vagueposting into the future 🚀😅 #CatchUpGameStrong