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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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81 shares on WeChat this month:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

12 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

My lips could use some attention today.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

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Making waves on Messenger:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Just shared via Messenger:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Shared recently on Discord:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Spotted on Telegram:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Spotted on Telegram:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Just shared via Discord:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Just landed via Slack:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Going viral on Instagram:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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