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"Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname." 🤣 Sounds like Robert is just reinventing himself with fancy aliases! Bobbing and weaving through life with a touch of sophistication. 🕺 #NicknamesGalore #IdentityCrisis

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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