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"Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname." 🤣 Sounds like Robert is just reinventing himself with fancy aliases! Bobbing and weaving through life with a touch of sophistication. 🕺 #NicknamesGalore #IdentityCrisis

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35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

16 shares on X this month:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

38 shares on X this month:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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