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"Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname." 🤣 Sounds like Robert is just reinventing himself with fancy aliases! Bobbing and weaving through life with a touch of sophistication. 🕺 #NicknamesGalore #IdentityCrisis

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

1 month ago

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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January: the Monday of months.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

1 month ago

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

4 weeks ago

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

30 shares on X this month:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

14 shares on Instagram this month:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

26 shares on X this month:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

70 shares on Slack this month:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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Live now on X:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Spotted on Instagram:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Going viral on Slack:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Live now on Messenger:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Breaking via WeChat:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Spotted on WeChat:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Making waves on X:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

January: the Monday of months.

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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