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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.