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Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑

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I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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2 months ago

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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2 months ago

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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2 months ago

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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2 months ago

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40 shares on Discord this month:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

11 shares on Slack this month:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

78 shares on Instagram this month:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

49 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

71 shares on Twitch this month:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I am single, please disturb me!

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Just shared via Reddit:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Spotted on WeChat:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Live now on YouTube:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Making waves on Reddit:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Spreading quickly via X:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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