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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.