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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

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Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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