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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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"Bruschetta: the food that leaves you torn between enjoying its deliciousness 🤤 and regretting the aftermath cleaning 🧹. It's a culinary rollercoaster ride! 🍅🥖 #MessyButWorthIt"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 20, bruschetta, cooking, culinary, delicious, eating, food, humor, mess, percentages, snack on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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