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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.