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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.