Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a p… Commentary:Sounds like an Olympic-level event in the procrastination marathon 🏃♀️🥇🧹🌱📞 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm. Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time. I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.