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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a p…

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a p…

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Sounds like an Olympic-level event in the procrastination marathon 🏃‍♀️🥇🧹🌱📞

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, chores, cleaning, dentist, dentist appointment, humor, i, kitchen, laundry, making, plant, procrastination, saw, watered on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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