Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! ππ§½π Related Funny Posts π€ Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen. Dear recipe websites. I donβt need your life story. Just give me the recipe. The agony of thinking youβre finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot. I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.