Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! 🍕🧽🙈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe. The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen. The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot. I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes. I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser. I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!