Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! ππ§½π Related Funny Quotes π€ Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen. The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen. The agony of thinking youβre finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot. Dear recipe websites. I donβt need your life story. Just give me the recipe.