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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishe…

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishe…

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Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! 🍕🧽🙈

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, chore, cleaned, cleaning, cookbook, cooking, dish, dishes, humor, kitchen, making, need, photo, recipe on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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