Commentary:
"Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! πΆβ€οΈπ"
Related Funny Quotes π€
- I refuse to go to a blood bank. Iβm not taking your blood money.
- Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
- How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
- I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, Iβm snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
- You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.
Leave a Reply