Does your blood pump that way just for me? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! πΆβ€οΈπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ I refuse to go to a blood bank. Iβm not taking your blood money. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night. I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, Iβm snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.