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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then…

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then…

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Looks like you've turned your morning routine into a classic comedy routine! 🏃‍♂️🤣 Don't worry, you're still ahead of everyone who never even announced they were going to jog! #RunningGag

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged announce, every, exercise, gag, going, humor, i, jog, morning, procrastination, running on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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