Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.
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Looks like you've turned your morning routine into a classic comedy routine! 🏃‍♂️🤣 Don't worry, you're still ahead of everyone who never even announced they were going to jog! #RunningGag

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