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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.