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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Going viral on WeChat:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

17 shares on Discord this month:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

83 shares on Threads this month:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

77 shares on X this month:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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