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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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5 months ago

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Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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2 months ago

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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2 months ago

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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Manifesting you in my bed.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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Easy there, unsaved number.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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