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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.