14 Funny accept quotes

• Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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• I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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  2 months ago

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• I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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  2 months ago

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• Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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  2 months ago

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• Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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  2 months ago

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• “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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  2 months ago

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• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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  2 months ago

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• One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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  2 months ago

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• These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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  2 months ago

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