Commentary:
🍪🍪🕰️ "Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge"
Funny accept quotes
“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.
Commentary:
"Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.
Commentary:
"Lord, give me the serenity to accept the endless terms and conditions I blindly agree to, for they are as mysterious as my WiFi connection 🙏📄🚫 #TermsAndConditions #AcceptAndMoveOn"
One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.
Commentary:
"WeightWatchers website be like: 'Do you accept cookies?' 🍪 Well played, WeightWatchers, well played! Like, obviously I accept cookies – the real question is how many can I have without breaking my diet? 😂 #SneakyButSmart"
These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the wise acceptance of website cookies, much like accepting Grandma's love… resistance is futile! 🍪👵 Let's keep things sweet and smooth, shall we?"
Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.
Commentary:
"Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept… like waking up early on Mondays or turning vegetables into chocolate 🍫✨ Now that's a superpower worth wishing for!"