Funny accept quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

  Commentary:
  When you can't find your keys and consider hiring a magician instead of searching again. 🧙‍♂️🔮🔑

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

  Commentary:
  When it comes to hints, I'm on a strict see-no-clue diet. 🙈🤷‍♂️🔍

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

  Commentary:
  "Stores should add a 'Retail Therapy Gone Wrong' policy for returns 🛍️😅 Who knew emotional spending could lead to buyer's remorse? Maybe they need a 'Mood Swing Money Back Guarantee' too! 💸🤷‍♀️ #RetailTherapyFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

  Commentary:
  🍪🍪🕰️ "Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

  Commentary:
  "Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅‍♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

  Commentary:
  "Lord, give me the serenity to accept the endless terms and conditions I blindly agree to, for they are as mysterious as my WiFi connection 🙏📄🚫 #TermsAndConditions #AcceptAndMoveOn"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

  Commentary:
  "WeightWatchers website be like: 'Do you accept cookies?' 🍪 Well played, WeightWatchers, well played! Like, obviously I accept cookies – the real question is how many can I have without breaking my diet? 😂 #SneakyButSmart"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise acceptance of website cookies, much like accepting Grandma's love… resistance is futile! 🍪👵 Let's keep things sweet and smooth, shall we?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

  Commentary:
  "Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept… like waking up early on Mondays or turning vegetables into chocolate 🍫✨ Now that's a superpower worth wishing for!"

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