Commentary:
"When your doctor levels up to a boss battle and you decide to join the team! 😂🧤👨⚕️ #DoctorVsPatient"
685 Funny activity quotes
Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.
Commentary:
"When the mango's juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂"
Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.
Commentary:
"Ah, the original queue routine! 🚶♀️➡️🚪💃 #DanceOfDesperation"
Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.
Commentary:
"When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
Commentary:
"Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰
Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.
Commentary:
"Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"
Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.
Commentary:
"When your heart skips a beat because your toaster has a bagel button! 🥯✨ #AdultLifeGoals"
Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.
Commentary:
"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.
Commentary:
"Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"