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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

Going viral on Instagram:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Reported on YouTube:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Trending via Pinterest:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Spotted on Telegram:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Funny actors quotes bring a delightful dose of laughter 🎭😄 from the stars who know how to keep things light behind the scenes. Whether on set or off, these witty gems 💬✨ reveal the hilarious side of fame and acting life. Ready to chuckle and get inspired by some clever and cheeky moments? Let’s dive into the world where humor meets Hollywood magic! 🎬😂

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Share →: I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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"When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"
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Share →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Commentary:
"Just waiting for my cameo in next week's episode! 🎬😂 #ChaosClub"
6 months ago
Share →: Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Commentary:
"Those daring actors from the old black and white movies were truly living life on the edge…literally! 🚦😂 Who needs color vision when you've got nerves of steel behind the wheel? 🎥🚗 #VintageThrills"

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Breaking via X:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Trending via X:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Just landed via Twitch:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Seen just now on Slack:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Trending via Reddit:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Going viral on Slack:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Making waves on Reddit:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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