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6 months ago
Share →: Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the perfect combo for a productive day! ☕️😅 Who needs boring old water when you can have a drink that gives you a kick, keeps you on edge, and has you rushing to the bathroom every hour? Coffee: fueling your addiction, anxiety, and bathroom breaks since forever! 😜
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Commentary:
☕ "I don't mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but I've become an honorary member of the Colombian farmers association! 🤣 They even have a 'caffeine enthusiast' section in their wallets dedicated to me! 💼☕ #CoffeeLover"
6 months ago
Share →: Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Commentary:
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never met a boughtanist! 💸🛍️ Embracing retail therapy one purchase at a time. 😄 #ShopaholicGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Commentary:
So long, civilized coffee cup! Hello, pot life! 😂☕️ Embrace the caffeine chaos with a touch of rebellion and a lot of refill convenience! 🤪🌟 #CoffeePotGoals
6 months ago
Share →: This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Commentary:
"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening"
6 months ago
Share →: Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Commentary:
Me, at the intervention: "Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place." 🍷😅 Who knew an intervention could double as a reunion of all your stressors and annoyances? Cheers to facing your problems head-on… or with a glass of wine in hand! 🍷🤪 #CheersToSelf-Improvement
6 months ago
Share →: Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Commentary:
🌍 "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' 📍📱 Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"
6 months ago
Share →: One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Commentary:
"One week without chocolate and suddenly everything sounds a bit 'nutty' in your left eye? 😜🍫 Don't worry, that sweet fix is just around the corner! 😉 #ChocoholicProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how a simple phone call can snap us out of our phone-induced trance? 📱🚫 Call for help – literally! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Commentary:
☕ "I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship. I even know all its little beans' secrets! 😉☕ #CoffeeLove"