204 Funny am quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace the crazy, darling! Life is too short to be boring 😜🌪️ #CrazyAndProud"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Victory is within reach in the epic battle against sobriety! 🏆🍻 Who needs a medal when you have a glass in hand? Cheers to the champion of spontaneous decisions! 🥂 #EmbraceTheCraze"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the quintessential adulting experience – aspiring for greatness but ending up as a professional napper instead. 💤 Dream big, folks! 💪😂"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of a modern-day cave person in a digital world! 🧠🍇 Don't worry, we'll try not to disturb your berry-eating focus next time! 😄📱"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's got their priorities straight! 🥔 Just be sure you don't turn into a couch potato while finding out what kind of potato you are! 😄 #PotatoGoals

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *sends enthusiastic text about work*

  Boss: *ignores*

  Me: *cries in emojis* 😭💔

  Who knew excitement was a one-sided affair at the office? 🤷‍♂️💼 #MondayBlues"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

  Commentary:
  "Dressing to impress the couch, runway ready in my finest sweatpants! 💁‍♂️💃 Who says you can't be both trendy and comfortable? #SweatpantsModelGoals"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I am the human version of tangled headphones.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the tangled web we weave… 🎧 Getting as twisted as a pair of headphones – always in a knot but still trying to stay connected! 😂 Untangle your life, one earbud at a time! 🔄🤪"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between student and syllabus! 🎓💥 Just remember, education is like a rollercoaster ride – it may leave you feeling a little dizzy, but the journey is always worth it! 🎢😄 #LifeOfAStudent"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate plot twist: not only are there people who don't like me, but I don't even like myself! 🙃 Well, at least I can always count on my own indifference. 😄"

For even more funny am quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny am quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌