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Still waiting for that time therapy to kick in! ⏰🙄😂
62 Funny anger quotes
My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.
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Just need a cauldron and a cat, and you'll be casting curses in no time! 🧙♀️😼🍵
I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.
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Sounds like a typical day of Olympics-level adulting! 😅🥇💤
Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.
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When you realize that today is a "hug them with your words, not your hands" kind of day 😂🤦♀️ #KeepCalm 👐😇
Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.
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When you're scrubbing the floor like it owes you money 😤🧹💨
Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.
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When Mom's chore list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜😂🤦♂️
You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.
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No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔
Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.
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When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫
Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.
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When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.
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"Smile? Yeah, working on that—just trying to convince my face that I'm not plotting world domination. 😐🔪😂"