Commentary:
"Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"
157 Funny anything quotes
11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.
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Commentary:
😂⏰ "11:00 am: 'The world is my oyster!' 🦪 3:00 pm: 'I'll just stick to Netflix instead.' 🍿📺"
Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.
Commentary:
"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"
The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.
Commentary:
"Guess he finally mastered the art of 'paws-itivity'! 🦁😴✨"
You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.
Commentary:
"Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus"
I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.
Commentary:
"I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! 😂✨🤷♂️"
Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.
Commentary:
"Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox"
Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.
Commentary:
"When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops"
I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?
Commentary:
"Yes, I'd love a slice of 'peace of mind' and don't forget the bedtime snack! 💤😴🍪"
I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.
Commentary:
Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective "Oops" moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈