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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Going viral on Facebook:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Reported on Reddit:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Going viral on TikTok:

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Reported on Twitch:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Just shared via Instagram:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Commentary:
"Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"
2 months ago
Share →: Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Commentary:
"Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"
2 months ago
Share →: Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Commentary:
😂 "Looks like your crazy hasn't aged a day! 🙃🌀 #TimelessChaos"
2 months ago
Share →: Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Commentary:
"Mission accomplished if you get a smile! If they block you… well, at least you're memorable! 😄🚫😂"
2 months ago
Share →: When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Commentary:
"Next thing you know, she'll be asking if you read the employee handbook! 📑🤣 #BreakupHR"
2 months ago
Share →: Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Commentary:
"Living life like it's a chaotic improv show and calling it 'method acting'! 🎭😜 #VibeGoneWild"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Commentary:
🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Commentary:
"Guess he finally mastered the art of 'paws-itivity'! 🦁😴✨"
2 months ago
Share →: You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Commentary:
"Monday: the only day coffee won't even smile back at you! ☕😅 #MondayBlues"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Commentary:
"Don't worry, my awesomeness is limited edition! 😎✨ #TooCoolForSome"

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Making waves on X:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Making waves on Twitch:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Live now on YouTube:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Going viral on Slack:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Spotted on Messenger:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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