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Jan 28, 2025
Share →: A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'classy clapback' quite like a well-manicured middle finger! 💅🖕 Keep your nails sharp and your insults sharper, darling! 😏"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone’s bringing the sass instead of sugar this holiday season! 😏🎁 Who needs presents when you can gift people a strong attitude, am I right? Just be sure that attitude is fully wrapped and comes with a bow for that extra flair! 🎀😂 #AttitudeOverGifts"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: “You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've mastered the art of losing gracefully! 🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, they say practice makes perfect right? Or maybe it's just a great excuse to treat yourself to some ice cream 🍦 Keep your head up, champ! 🏆 #ProfessionalLoser"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate art of balancing gratitude and entitlement – like a seesaw of emotions! 🙏🏼➡️😈 Just remember, too much thankfulness might lead to a sugar rush of positivity! 🍭 Today, let the ungratefulness and entitlement flow like a river of sarcasm! 💁🏻‍♂️💅🏼"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of being quietly furious! Like a volcano sipping on a smoothie 🌋🥤. It's all about that zen-like fume control 😌💥. Dangerously calm, yet on the brink of eruption! 🔥😄"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Commentary:
"Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! 😏💁‍♀️ Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Commentary:
Oh, the fragrance of Audacity, a delightful blend of entitlement and disregard for authority, with top notes of eye-rolling and a hint of Snapchat filter sass 👃💁‍♂️. Perfect for capturing that essence of modern youth – wear it with a touch of mischief and a sprinkle of memes! 😜 #KidsTheseDays #AudacityPerfume
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Commentary:
"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's mouth clocked in for work before their brain did! 😂👄 Sending thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery from the sassy syndrome! 🙏"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Commentary:
"Perfectionist? Nah, that's too much pressure! I'll just settle for good enough and call it a day. 🤷‍♂️ Who has time for perfect when there's Netflix to binge, right?"