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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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Trending via Pinterest:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Just landed via Discord:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Going viral on X:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Trending via Telegram:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Reported on WhatsApp:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Share →: Blink if you want me!

Commentary:
"Either my charm is blinding or you just have something in your eye 😉😎 #WinkIfYoureInterested"
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Share →: In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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"Looks like someone's mastered the art of attention-stealing! 🎨😏 Who needs a gallery when you've got captivating company right in front of you? 😂 #AllEyesOnYou"
6 months ago
Share →: If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Commentary:
Well, technically, you would probably just attract a lot of metal objects… and maybe some confused looks! 💁‍♂️🧲 Just remember, being magnetic in personality is way more appealing than being magnetic in taste! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the way to someone's heart (and maybe more) was through their stomach? 🍔💕 #FoodIsTheKeyToLove"

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Spotted on WeChat:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Making waves on TikTok:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Spotted on Twitch:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Spotted on Messenger:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Seen just now on X:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Going viral on Reddit:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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