33 Funny awareness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

  Commentary:
  "Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, on the road of life, there will always be some 'special' drivers out there 🚗🤦‍♂️ Just keep calm, drive on, and try not to facepalm too hard! 😆🚦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're going to have to add 'dodging silent electric cars' to our list of life skills! 🚶‍♂️🚗⚡️ Who knew a leisurely stroll could turn into a game of real-life Frogger? 🐸😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

  Commentary:
  Looks like 90% of you are experiencing some "note"-worthy confusion! 🎶🤔 Don't worry, it's just an "accord-ion" to this clever sentence! Who knew grammar could "harmonize" with humor so well? 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being as unaware as a ghost at a party, except you're just being silly! 🤪 Don't be the 'stupid ghost' in your circle – embrace the wisdom and keep the laughs coming! 😜👻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like they're really pushing for a 'movement' this week! 🏃‍♂️💩 Just remember, in the battle against diarrhea, it's all about endurance… and plenty of bathroom breaks! 🚽😆 #StayRegular"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, behind every smiling face lies a hidden struggle. And if you want to add more drama to their day, just casually drop in the hydration reminder – that'll really keep the battle interesting! 💧😅 #ThirstyForSomeLaughs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delightful paradox of self-awareness! 🤓🤦‍♂️ Sometimes it takes a touch of brilliance to truly appreciate our own silliness. Embrace the journey from stupidity to wisdom… or just laugh at your own clever stupidity along the way! 🤪🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this husband might need a crash course in reading between the silent treatment lines! 🤐🙈😂 #CommunicationBreakdown

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