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Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Just landed via Discord:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Just shared via Telegram:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Just shared via Instagram:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Breaking via Pinterest:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Making waves on Messenger:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on WeChat this month:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

50 shares on Reddit this month:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

81 shares on X this month:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,533

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Freshly posted on Threads:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Trending via TikTok:

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Just shared via Threads:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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