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Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Just landed via Messenger:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Just landed via Reddit:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Shared recently on Discord:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Just landed via Threads:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Funny blank quotes are the perfect way to spark creativity and laughter 😄✨ Whether you’re filling in the blanks with clever twists or leaving them open for endless possibilities 🤔🎉, these playful prompts guarantee a good chuckle. Ready to get inspired and share some witty vibes? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious blanks that keep the fun going! 😂📝

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Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"
6 months ago
Share →: I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Commentary:
🎄📝 When you hand in a blank exam, you're not just giving your teacher the gift of time – you're also giving them the gift of a good laugh! Who knew spreading holiday cheer could be so creative and daring? Just hoping your teacher won't celebrate by assigning a makeup test after Christmas break! 😉 #HolidaySpirit #CheekyStudent
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Commentary:
"Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️‍♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"
6 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Commentary:
"Who needs meditation when you've mastered the art of automatic mind-blanking on demand? 🧘‍♂️🗺️ #DirectionallyChallenged"

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Spotted on X:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Trending via Facebook:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Making waves on Twitch:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Just shared via Reddit:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Making waves on Slack:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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