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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Making waves on Discord:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

Broadcasted on X:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Spotted on Facebook:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Going bananas on TikTok:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Trending via Reddit:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Making waves on Instagram:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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13 shares on WeChat this month:

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Making waves on Messenger:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Going viral on Instagram:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Going bananas on Discord:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Just landed via Snapchat:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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