Funny blank quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

  Commentary:
  🎄📝 When you hand in a blank exam, you're not just giving your teacher the gift of time – you're also giving them the gift of a good laugh! Who knew spreading holiday cheer could be so creative and daring? Just hoping your teacher won't celebrate by assigning a makeup test after Christmas break! 😉 #HolidaySpirit #CheekyStudent

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️‍♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs meditation when you've mastered the art of automatic mind-blanking on demand? 🧘‍♂️🗺️ #DirectionallyChallenged"

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