Funny breathe quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that hill-walking could be mistaken for an emergency cardio workout? 🚑 Next time, maybe we'll add a fake oxygen tank for dramatic effect! 💨 #WalkingTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the dramatic struggle between the wine connoisseurs and the impatient wine lovers! 🍷💨 Maybe they should give the wine a tiny CPR course to revive it faster? 😄 Remember, folks, wine is for sipping, not for saving! Cheers to letting the grapes do their thing in peace! 🍇🍷

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs commas when you've got attitude and sass like that? 💁‍♀️ Breathing is overrated anyways, just wing it like the grown adult you are! 😂 #NoCommasNoProblem"

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