Funny breathe quotes

• It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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  1 week ago

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• Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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  1 week ago

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• Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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  3 weeks ago

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