Funny breathe quotes

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I hate commas. It's not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you're a grown adult.

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025