Funny British quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?
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  3 months ago

  View →: British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”
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  4 months ago

  View →: British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: That one British friend that’s too bloke.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.
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  4 months ago

  View →: UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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