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Funny British quotes bring a cheeky twist to everyday life, blending wit, sarcasm, and that classic dry humor πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ˜‚. Whether you’re a fan of clever wordplay or just love a good laugh with a cuppa β˜•οΈ, these gems never fail to brighten the mood. Get ready to chuckle and maybe even snort with some of the quirkiest, most charmingly British lines around! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜„

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. β€œI bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Posted onMar 15, 2025Mar 15, 2025

British people be like β€œI’m Bri ish” cause they drank the β€œT”

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

UK rappers be like β€œI’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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