16 Funny British quotes

• If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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  4 weeks ago

  accent, bit, British, called, comedy, humor, odd, parody, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, wordplay

• (british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bra, British, flirtation, guy, humor, intimate, moment, right, unhooking

• It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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  2 months ago

  British, culture, culture shock, geography, humor, inland, me, Midwest, people, shock, stereotype, travel

• British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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  2 months ago

  British, cultural, downstairs, humor, jump, jumping, just, Mary, Mary Poppins, never, open, people, poppins, stereotype, umbrella, whimsical, window

• Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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  2 months ago

  accent, apology, babe, being, British, British accent, cancel, dating, fake, geographic, geographic inconsistency, going, humor, inconsistency, keeps, medieval, relationship, roleplay, sarcasm, sex, sorry

• Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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  2 months ago

  accent, British, British accent, humor, irony, self-deprecation, smart, wit

• Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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  2 months ago

  British, confusion, culture, currency, halfpenny, hell, humor, i, posts, squids, stand, talking, timeline

• British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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  2 months ago

  accent, British, cultural, cultural reference, drinking, humor, joke, people, reference, tea

• British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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  2 months ago

  British, Chewsday, comedy, culture, humor, language, people, slang, stereotypes

• That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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  2 months ago

  bloke, British, culture, friend, humor, personality, stereotype, too

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