13 Funny British quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

  Commentary:
  "An epic quest, complete with tea breaks and corgis navigating the corn! 🏴🇬🇧🫖🌽"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs stairs when you can make a stylish escape? ☂️🇬🇧 Remember, gravity’s just a suggestion! 😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

  Commentary:
  "Guess we'll have to stick to a 'knight in shining armor' theme, but your accent's still jousting all over the UK! 😂🏰🌍 #AccentuateThePositive"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of a British accent – making even the most mundane ramblings sound like Shakespearean wisdom. But hey, sometimes it's all smoke and mirrors, mate."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, dear Brits and their unique currency lingo – quite baffling, isn't it? 🇬🇧🦑 But hey, can we all agree that squids & halfpennies should definitely be the new standard units of measurement? 🦑💸 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

  Commentary:
  🇬🇧 British people really know how to spill the tea in more ways than one! 😂☕️ No wonder they proudly identify as "Bri-ish" after sipping on that legendary T! 🤣 Talk about a cultural connection through beverages! Cheers to British humor and their love for a good cuppa! 🤪👏 #BritishHumor #TeaLovers

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  6 months ago

  Share →: British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, what a splendid day it is for chewsing! 🇬🇧🍴 Just another typical Chewsday in the land of tea and crumpets! 😂 #BritishHumor"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That one British friend that’s too bloke.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, that one British mate who's just a tad *too* bloke, eh? Probably spikes his tea with extra testosterone 🇬🇧💪 #BlokeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos a little subtitle box hovering above every Brit would create! 🇬🇧😂 Who knew deciphering British banter required an interpreter? 🤔🎥 #LostInTranslation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the only cure for a cold is a heavy dose of tea and a sprinkle of British charm! 🍵🇬🇧 Who knew a sore throat could make you start curtsying to inanimate objects and asking for crumpets? Let's hope the Queen doesn't invite you for high tea anytime soon!" 😄👑

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