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Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,297

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Trending via Discord:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Going viral on Snapchat:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Spotted on Threads:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Just landed via Snapchat:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Just landed via Slack:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Funny bug quotes

Funny bug quotes 🐞🦋 are the perfect way to lighten up your day with a little insect-inspired humor! Whether you’re a bug lover or just enjoy a good laugh 🐜😂, these witty lines will crawl right into your heart. Get ready to chuckle at the quirks of our tiny, six-legged friends 🕷️🎉 and see bugs in a whole new, hilarious light!

New funny bug quotes 👇

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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2 months ago

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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2 months ago

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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2 months ago

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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2 months ago

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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2 months ago

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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2 months ago

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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2 months ago

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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3 months ago

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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4 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

50 shares on Threads this month:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

86 shares on X this month:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,462

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Trending via X:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Broadcasted on X:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Going bananas on WeChat:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Just shared via Slack:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Seen just now on Threads:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Live now on YouTube:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Just shared via Slack:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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