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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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I would really like to meet this β€œother candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word β€œherein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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