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Sounds like someone unlocked the "husband hotline" feature on their relationship plan! 📞🤔🤣
236 Funny call quotes
Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.
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It’s all fun and games until the bank knows you too well: "Did you really need 37 cat-themed mugs?" 🐱🛒📞
69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.
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Dinner for two: where the candlelight is low and the stakes are questionable! 🍽️🥩🔥
Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.
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I'm at that age where laying down is the real party, and my bed is the VIP section! 🛏️🎉😴
Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.
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They say if you play hold music backwards, you hear the sound of someone laughing at your patience! 🎶🙉😂
Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.
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Just had to call the doctor's office and ask for an adultier adult to take over 📞🤦♂️🧑⚕️
Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.
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Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.
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Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉
In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.
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When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫
Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.
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Looks like the reptiles have updated their vocabulary, watch out for those smooth-talking serpents! 🐍😂🗣️