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"Even the haters are impressed by my consistency 😂🎯 #NailedIt"
236 Funny call quotes
Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.
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Taking DIY to a whole new level of efficiency 😂✂️💔
Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
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Sure, let me just grab my invisible hitchhiker vest before answering 🤔📞🚗
We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”
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I'm feeling way too great to be productive today 😄🌞 Calling in for a spontaneous day of self-care and laughter! 🎉✌️
When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.
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When the hold music stops, I'm ready with my acceptance speech 🙌🎤📞
I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.
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I totally agree—nothing strikes fear like an unexpected ringtone! 😂📞
Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.
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I knew the weather app got too advanced when it started setting me up for dates! ☔️📱😂
Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.
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When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭
So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.
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"Breaking News: Fact checkers discover the news was supposed to have facts all along! 🎤🐸📺"
I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.
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Dreams really do come true; too bad my friends won't pay me for my professional couch-warming services! 🛋️😴🔥