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Cats really should get more credit; after all, they're the true CEOs of our lives! 🐱📞😂
236 Funny call quotes
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
Commentary:
When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.
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When I get famous, my voicemail mixtape will be called "Unexpected Interludes" 🎶📞😂
Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.
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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.
Commentary:
MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂
Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
Commentary:
Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫
Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.
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"Oh yeah, I'm definitely qualified to ghost my own job interview! 👻📞😂"
Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.
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The phone rang, my motivation didn't. 📞🙃
There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.
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When you're on hold forever and start questioning if this is the real life or just a customer service fantasy! 🎶📞😂
Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.
Commentary:
Adding an air of sophistication to chaos since… never 😂🍷 #situationshipElegance