Commentary:
Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
240 Funny call quotes
The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.
Commentary:
Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉
In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.
Commentary:
When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫
Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.
Commentary:
Looks like the reptiles have updated their vocabulary, watch out for those smooth-talking serpents! 🐍😂🗣️
Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”
Commentary:
Cats really should get more credit; after all, they're the true CEOs of our lives! 🐱📞😂
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.
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When I get famous, my voicemail mixtape will be called "Unexpected Interludes" 🎶📞😂
Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.
Commentary:
When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.
Commentary:
MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂
Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
Commentary:
Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫