Funny carbs quotes

• Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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  2 months ago

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  84 shares on Messenger this month.

• When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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  2 months ago

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  58 shares on X this month.

• I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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  2 months ago

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  62 shares on Threads this month.

• Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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  2 months ago

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  60 shares on Snapchat this month.

• Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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  2 months ago

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  36 shares on WeChat this month.

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