Funny carbs quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the evolution of noodles to pasta and finally to carbs – a enthralling culinary journey from simplicity to sophistication… or shall we say, from childhood delight to adult indulgence! 🍝😄 Carbs for the win – because let's face it, life's too short for a low-carb diet! 🍴🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about precision cutting! 🍞✂️ Who knew carbs could be so high maintenance? One bite-sized piece at a time, that's the way to go! 😂 #CarbSlicingPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to human evolution was carbs and couch surfing? 🍕🛋️💪 #SurvivalOfTheWellFed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"

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