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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
3 months ago
I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.
3 months ago
Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!
3 months ago
Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
3 months ago