Commentary:
"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"
80 Funny career quotes
When I retire, I’m going to run for office.
Commentary:
"When I retire, my biggest campaign promise is to never set an alarm clock again! 🕰️😴 #VoteForSleep"
Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.
Commentary:
"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma"
I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”
Commentary:
"When you hit 'Reply All' with a joke, but it turns out your audience was set to 'crickets.' 😂📈🔙"
Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.
Commentary:
"Therapist: *looks at my file* 'Maybe I should have been a zookeeper…🐒🔍'"
What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?
Commentary:
"Professional Nap Analyst! 😴💼 You can't get fired if you never get hired! 😂"
Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.
Commentary:
"Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I'm on the honor roll! ☀️🍿😂"
My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.
Commentary:
"Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂"
For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.
Commentary:
"Choosing a career that requires early mornings and constant deadlines is basically a plot twist to my own life story. 🙃💤 #SleepIsLife"