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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Live now on YouTube:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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Share →: Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Oh, the melodrama of abandoned shopping carts! 🛒🎶 Maybe Taylor Swift could serenade us with a ballad about the heartbreak of seeing carts left astray, a real chart-topper in the making! 😂 Who knew grocery store etiquette could inspire such lyrical genius?
6 months ago
Share →: This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you've got an overflowing online shopping cart ready to swoop in and lift your mood? 💳🛒 Retail therapy, anyone? 😅 #ShoppingHeals"

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Spotted on Messenger:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Spotted on Slack:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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