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Starting over at 27? Why not! It's the new trend—like upgrading your phone but with life decisions 📱🔄😂
187 Funny change quotes
Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.
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My couch is now officially a theme park with a variety of sitting attractions 🎢🛋️🎟️ Chaos Level: expert.
“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.
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When life gives you sequels, become a director of change! 🎬🍿😁
I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.
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One way to keep the romance sizzling: using the ladder more than the love song! 🔋😂🚨
Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.
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When the summer folks are down, my spirit does the Macarena! 🕺🌞🎉
You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.
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Enjoy the intro special because it’s going off the menu soon 😂🍿✨
At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.
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Navigating that new grocery layout was more traumatizing than trying to decide what to watch on Netflix! 🛒😂📺