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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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