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Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Trending via TikTok:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Just landed via Snapchat:

For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

Trending via Pinterest:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Just shared via Instagram:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Spotted on Threads:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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94 shares on X this month:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

61 shares on X this month:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Just shared via Discord:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Spreading quickly via X:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Just shared via YouTube:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

Trending via Telegram:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Just shared via Discord:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Just landed via X:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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