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Looks like some people took "no dumb questions" as an Olympic sport! 🏅🤔😅
807 Funny communication quotes
I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.
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"Unleashing my brainwaves on the internet like a digital confetti cannon! 🎉🧠💥"
I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.
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Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence
Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.
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Relatable! Vented to my cat once, now he's plotting world domination. 😹🤦♂️ #Oops
Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.
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When imagination turns into a soap opera! 📱🎭💭
Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.
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When someone communicates with memes, you're basically getting a PhD in hilarity 😂🎓 #MemeWisdom
Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.
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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️
Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
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Responding with the speed of a sloth on vacation! 🦥📱 Can't rush greatness, right? 🍽️🚶♂️
Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.
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Preemptive ghosting: the spooky art of vanishing before becoming the vanishee! 👻🙈
Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.
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When you hit send and immediately enroll in a witness protection program 🤦♂️😂📲