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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest
807 Funny communication quotes
Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.
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Deciphering Ozzy is a skill I never knew I’d need for relationships 😂🤘🧩
Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.
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When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.
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Looks like someone needs a taste test before serving up that advice buffet! 🍴🙃
A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.
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When she says her favorite hobby is collecting red flags 🚩🚩, you know it’s time to make a U-turn 😂💨
I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.
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Trying to balance texting them and maintaining my dignity like a cat walking on a tightrope 😂📱🎪
More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.
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When your relationship advice takes a romantic turn 😂🕯️✨ #MoodLighting
Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.
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Oops, my screen froze in panic mode, now my phone needs therapy! 📱😂💆♀️
I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.
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Always thought the blue heart was just a cold, tiny ocean for my drama llama to swim in. 🌊💙😂