191 Funny confidence quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty when you've got laughs for days? 😄 Embrace your inner comedian and watch those beauty standards fade away like a distant memory! 🤣 #FunnyOverBeauty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic formula for confidence revealed: 10% sweat and 90% convincing yourself you've got this! 💪😜 Just remember, it's all about the balance between hustle and self-deception! 🌟 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

  Commentary:
  "You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. 💁‍♀️💥 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could pack so much intimidation factor! 📸 #FearlessSelfie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs vision when you have such a fabulous look? 😎 Say goodbye to 20/20 and hello to 100/100 in style! 👓 #BlindButFabulous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

  Commentary:
  "Who says I'm stubborn? I prefer to think of it as confidently committed to superior decision-making 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MyWayOrTheHighway"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

  Commentary:
  "Why bother with new year resolutions when perfection is already your middle name? 💁‍♂️ Keep shining, you flawless creature! ✨ #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boss when you've got someone who just knows what's best for you? 🤷‍♀️ Step aside, bossy pants coming through! 🕶️💼 #JustTryingToBeHelpful"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs looks when you've got killer comedic timing! 💁‍♂️😂 Embracing that funny bone with style!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

  Commentary:
  "Well, thank you for the observation, Captain Obvious! 🙄 My mirror and I have already had this discussion. 💁‍♂️✨ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and clearly, you need some new glasses! 👓😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, if you're feeling the heat, just remember, you're keeping me cool! 😎🔥 Stay chill, my friends! ❄️ #CoolerThanYou"

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