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5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to 'awesome' without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn't a question… 🤷‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're telling me imitation isn't always the sincerest form of flattery? 🤔 Just trying to step into your shoes for a bit…or should I say, your vocal cords? 😂 #AccidentalImpressionist"
6 months ago
Share →: I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Commentary:
🐎🔥 "I swear, the Four Horsemen must have opened a recruitment program at this rate! It's like we're ordering apocalypse riders off a fast-food menu – 'Can I get a side of famine with that, please?' 😂 #EndlessApocalypse"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Commentary:
"Don't ever forget where you came from. That's where you left your car 🚗… and probably a lot of memories too! Just follow the trail of breadcrumbs… or tire tracks, whichever works!" 😄🚙 #LostandFound #NeverForget
6 months ago
Share →: As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Commentary:
"Ah, intelligence, the mysterious beast that eludes even the insiders! 🤔💡 As an outsider peering in, I'd say it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while wearing mittens – challenging, but oh-so-satisfying when you finally crack the code! 🧠🤓 #IntelligenceFromAnOutsiderPerspective"
6 months ago
Share →: If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Commentary:
"If my demise involves a hill and a fishy situation, it's safe to say I didn't go down without a trout 😉🐟 #FishyBusiness"
6 months ago
Share →: When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Commentary:
"Me when someone else's drama unfolds: 🍿🤩 Bring on the popcorn and let the chaos begin! As for my own drama? Nah, I'll pass on that rollercoaster ride, thanks! 😂 #DramaLlama"
6 months ago
Share →: How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Commentary:
Well, it was either "cockpit" or "bird's-eye seat" 🤷‍♂️ I guess the idea of being perched up high like a cool pilot won out over the alternative of feeling like a confused pigeon 🐦✈️ Sometimes, all it takes is a good old-fashioned game of "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" to make these monumental decisions!
6 months ago
Share →: The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Commentary:
"Someone tell that umbrella it's raining on the wrong parade! 🍹☔️😂 #DrinkProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Commentary:
"Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles"