Funny courtesy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew pet insurance came with a 'pawsome' bonus? 🤣🐾 It's like a 'poo-dle' of fun while your dachshund gets pampered at the vet! Talk about a 'fetching' deal! 🐩 #PetInsurancePerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

  Commentary:
  "Carpe diem? More like carpen't diem! 🙅‍♂️ Let the day be on its way, I'm good over here waiting for the weekend like… 🤷‍♀️⏳"

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