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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via YouTube:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Spotted on Telegram:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Live now on Messenger:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Just shared via Messenger:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Trending via Slack:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Making waves on Facebook:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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4 months ago

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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4 months ago

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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4 months ago

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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5 months ago

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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5 months ago

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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5 months ago

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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6 months ago

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14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

95 shares on Slack this month:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

71 shares on Discord this month:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Breaking via YouTube:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Seen just now on X:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Just landed via Slack:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Just landed via YouTube:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Trending via TikTok:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Making waves on Discord:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Spotted on Discord:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Going viral on YouTube:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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