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Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude
64 Funny curiosity quotes
No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.
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Sounds like a nightmare study group is in session! 💤👻😱
If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.
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Into the unknown like a curious cat! Just hope it's not a portal to Monday morning. 🚪🐈⬛✨
The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”
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When your stomach invents interpretative dance without your permission 😂🤢💃
Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?
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"Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! 🦀💭🐠✈️😂"
Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.
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"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma"
Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?
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"Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"
Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?
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"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"
Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?
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"Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"
I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.
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🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"