Funny daddy quotes

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  6 hours ago

  View →: Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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