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Funny daddy quotes

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

3 months ago

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

3 months ago

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

3 months ago

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

3 months ago

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

3 months ago