323 Funny dating quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe right for that delicious meal! Who needs takeout when you can find your perfect match and have them deliver food to your heart (and stomach) with just a tap? Bon appétit and happy swiping! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs small talk when you have reverse cowgirl? Let your hips do the talking on that awkward first date! #CowgirlConfessions"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

  Commentary:
  Looks like some women have a talent for consistency! Double whammy for the poor guy! Looks like he's in a lose-lose situation, no matter what #GoldDiggerAlert

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true unsung hero in the battle against male loneliness! Keep up the good work, your efforts are not going unnoticed… by anyone! #LonelyHeartsClub"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

  Commentary:
  "I'm so single, even my phone's predictive text gives up on me before I can send any drunk texts #HopelessRomantic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the onesome turned into a twosome real quick! Who knew catching feelings could be so contagious?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

  Commentary:
  "Finding a good man may be tough, but finding a babysitter for Friday night? Now that's a true quest worthy of a heroic saga! #ParentingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

  Commentary:
  "Who knows, maybe the zombies are just misunderstood romantics searching for their soulmates, or the aliens could be intergalactic matchmakers on a mission to find you love! Never say never when it comes to cosmic love connections!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even you can't handle your own high standards, huh? Who knew dating yourself could be so complicated? Maybe it's time to treat yourself to a night out to rekindle the romance with… yourself #SoloDateNight

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a dating game – play your cards right, or you might end up being a spectator in someone else's romance movie! #LoveAndCourage"

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